The Tool Shed

Everything starts to look like a nail.

karmapol

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the imaginary committee of elders that keeps a running log of your mistakes, steadily building their case that you’re secretly a fraud, a coward, a doofus and a douche, and who would’ve successfully revoked your good fortune years ago had they not been hampered by bitter squabblings over grammar and spelling.

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    n. the imaginary committee of elders that keeps a running log of your mistakes, steadily building their case that you’re...
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    Oh god, there’s a term for it.
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    I bet their office building is in the human sub-conscious.
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